The new face of obesity is…

ME!!!

bmi

In case the private shock wasn’t proper provocation, Gold’s Gym went ahead and posted the following flyer to include fellow gym members in my now very public fight against obesity:

obese

I can’t thank Gold’s Gym enough for their Machiavellian support of me achieving a genetically impossible body type.  I will fight.  I will work out hard, and if that’s not enough, I will find the right combination of malnourishment, exercise, steroids, diet pills and laxatives to achieve the American health dream… the human caricature.

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2 thoughts on “The new face of obesity is…

  1. Laurie G. says:

    These people are crazy! There is nothing fat about you–except maybe your head. Seriously, though. You’re just right–don’t need to change a thing. And I’m not just saying that because you’re my son’s brother from anutha muthah.

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