A couple weeks ago my hand modeling agent submitted the following test shots to The Zill Company for consideration to be the first face of male finger cymbals:
They passed. My hands didn’t, “provoke the desired emotional aesthetic”… which is code for, “The peacock finger placement and harsh lighting that your photographer – Anton – pushed on you ended up robbing your hands of their healthy hue and masculinity that we so desire.” So there was only four things to do:
1. Hand tan
2. Break into Anton’s studio
3. Take my own self hand portraits
4. Submit the new test shot to my agent
I think you’ll agree that the new shot has more of a strong, masculine flair that projects vitality and fine motor skills.
Now, we wait… again…
MichaelFred.Com 
Hey, I noticed I am not one of your “amigos.” What do I need to do to become one?
You are most definitely a treasured amigo. This is only a list of “Some Amigos.” I didn’t think a well-respected professional outside my industry would want to be officially connected to my tomfoolery. But now that I know… I know… and I’ve changed it.
Hmmmm…I guess that is an okay answer. Hey, if a professional like Peter Fischer is connected to your “tomfoolery” then why not me?!
He’s professionally connected to my tomfoolery… and now so are you!!! Although you should let me know if at any point you feel like distancing yourself from it 😉